Est. DOB: 1/2016
DNA Test Results!
Initial staff and volunteer guesses about Coco’s genetic makeup included gorilla, bison, sasquatch, walrus, and, unexpectedly, chipmunk. But science has spoken, and her official breed makeup is (drumroll please…): 25% Mastiff, 25% American Staffordshire Terrier, 25% German Shepherd, 12.5% Border Collie, and 12.5% Labrador Retriever. Bet you folks who guessed chipmunk are feeling a little silly right about now!
Single, brindle female seeks individual or family for long-term relationship. I’m not a big believer in labels, love all humans unconditionally, and love to show affection, even in public. Willing to learn and grow in a relationship, even willing to work toward obedience, though I’m uncomfortable vowing to love, honor, and obey- gender stereotypes and unenlightened institutions are just not my thing. Not interested in having offspring but am cool with your kiddos as long as they are not the tiny, tippy kind. Prefer to lavish all my attention on my partner(s) so am seeking a feline free home. Always up for a long walk on the beach or a hike in the mountains and prefer outdoor activities to romantic dinners in snooty restaurants. Think hot dogs and a Baldy hike, rather than Lady and the Tramp- style paw-sta and candles. Not looking for a relationship where I have to pretend to be something I’m not, stifle my affectionate nature, and a good sense of humor is a non-negotiable requirement. If you can handle this borderline smothering amount of affection and are looking for an active, fun companion, send a message to email@example.com and reference #cocoseekslove4ever.